Actual Review (Sort of) – Symphonic Rain

I never said I’d only review games. This is not a game. This is a Visual Novel. Our resident Registered Sex Offender Dashing already reviewed two of these. However, those were eroge, or VNs focused around getting some hotsexfuck. Symphonic Rain has no lewd content. It is a purely for-the-story VN, and this is definitely Read the full article…

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Avril Lavigne and the new age of World Peace

This is perfection. This is the ultimate lifeform. The perfect combination of Dubstep, 90′s teen pop, and superior nippon desu-desu that has been folded over ten thousand times in the fires of Mt. Fuji. Surely, this song will stitch together the ocean holding Japan and America apart from each other. This is the first, vital Read the full article…

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Actual Review – Mugen Souls

Mugen Souls is an odd game for me. I like the game, but honestly it seems my standards and tastes are vastly different from the average gamer. That’s not surprising in the slightest, of course. I know that Mugen Souls is not what many would consider a good game. But it’s not a bad game. Read the full article…

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Actual Review – Tales of Xillia

This is probably long overdue, because I fucking love this game. So this is going to be as objective as I can possibly make it. But no promises. To start off, Tales of Xillia is part of the long running “Tales of *” series of JRPGs by Namco Tales Studio/Namco Bandai Games. They are all separate Read the full article…

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Datstream Vidya Awards 2013

After the horrifying train wreck that was the VGX, I’m doing this. Because even our shitty opinions are better than that show. And trust me, our taste is absolute shit. This was originally going to be a quick “Personal GOTY” list, but some suggested categories grew on me. So here is this thing I threw Read the full article…

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Actual Review – Rune Factory 4

Time for JRPGs yaaaaaay~. Except this time it’s from a series that’s more well-known and respected yaaaaaaay~. Rune Factory is a series that started back in 2006 (brought to the US in ’07) with the release of Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon. It’s a spin-off series from the Harvest Moon series of games, which Read the full article…

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